Friday, April 27, 2007

Sheryl Crow on toilet paper

A way of "saving the environment" according to singer Sheryl Crow is to use less toilet paper. One square is all you need according to this addle-brained, dimwitted, has-been singer songwriter.
Another one of her crack-pot ideas is that everyone should live in a space no bigger than 100 sq. feet.

Green politics = mental disorder

10 comments:

Ed Reif said...

Hay Fellow 2000 Blogger JJ, you're on my blog roll---

What happened to the--- Don't- worry-be- happy- kum -bi -ya- my- lord "All I wanna do is have some fun" girl next door? Growing up was optional, growing old wasn't: She turned forty-five . That's what. Toilet paper....global warming...she's certainly talking sh#@! It may look like she's doing nothing, but at the cellular level she's really quite busy. Someday, Sheryl will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Ed

Delicolor said...

I think she meant one square was for a girlie tinkle, i.e. a quick dab. She accepted that two or three may be needed for certain occasions, i.e. not involving the front bottom.

This makes us chaps eco-warriors, being able to shake rather than dab on the majority of occasions!

Ellee said...

I think that is taking it a bit too far. I t hink mental disorder is the right category for this.

Jeremy Jacobs said...

Ed

Let's hope she sees how stupid she's been.

j

Jeremy Jacobs said...

Us blokes, eco-warriors. Love it Morleyman

Jeremy Jacobs said...

Ellee

Maybe

Mr Bagel said...

err I think I'll leave shaking hands for the moment.

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Welshcakes Limoncello said...

I agree with Ellee - this is mad.

Jeremy Jacobs said...

Mr Bagel

You can always wash your hands!

Jeremy Jacobs said...

Welshcakes

Best to ignore.