Saturday, April 28, 2007

What's your own favourite post in 2007 so far?

Mine's this beauty from early January poking fun at the London Evening Standard.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Oh my God It's Winter!

Well, blow me down with a feather, it's winter. On page 21 of this evenings Evening Standard, the
headline reads "Don't get comfortable, there's snow on the way" - Really. Well, fancy that.

Mark Prigg, the ES's Science Correspondent(because an ordinary journo couldn't have written this) writes that a Met. Office spokesman said today: "there could be, by the end of February, sharp cold snaps lasting a few days and we think there is a high chance of snow". No shit Sherlock. This usually happens this time of year.

Well known weather geek, Piers Corbyn (brother of the famous Commie Jeremy Corbyn) says "it could be bad for Eastern England" (watch out Ellee). Simon Keeling of the Weather Consultancy, which produces long-range forecasts said "our predictions point to a very average year". ( I mean, why doesn't someone say that Monday will be before Tuesday) - the article goes on to say that GP's are concerned about the cold because it affects people badly. Well short of pissing off to a warmer climate for the entire population what do you expect fellas? Then we're told about El Nino, global warming and how former BBC weatherman Bill Giles says that he's seen certain vegetables in his garden he doesn't normally see until March.

This article is typical of the patronizing fuckwittage spewed out by the ES most days. No wonder they're losing out to those "freebies".

What's yours?

A question for Ellee, Harry at Chase me Ladies

Hugh MacLeod

Necessary Skills

Eastcoastlife

Marianne Richmond

SG

LLM

Evnucci

Ilker Yoldas

Jonathan Phillips,


Raincoaster

Raedwald

Ms Smack

Amanda Chapel

Patricia Hannigan

Ian Grey

Tim Kevan & Michelle

Dr Simon Moores

Norm

Tisha

Zaftig

Lord Nazh

Iain Dale

The Spine

Petite Anglaise

Devil's Kitchen

Arleen

Life Wealth

Random

Innings

Liz Strauss

Robert Scoble

Tully

Eric Jackson

Menssana

Oh the Joys

Company Bitch

and finally Michel Fortin

5 comments:

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

I just want to say again how much I like your trm "fuckwittage." Thanks for reminding me of it!

Jeremy Jacobs said...

Welshcakes

You're welcome.

Lord Nazh said...

time warp?

Jeremy Jacobs said...

Got me on that one LN

Ev Nucci said...

Jeremy, I never knew you even wrote this post until now. Sorry. You should have notified me on my blog. I gotta tell you I love your term....."fuckwittage". Brilliant.
Next time let me know and least then I can get involved in the discourse and I do love discourse! Humor...is my thing. Ask anyone who knows me. They're all laughing at me. I'm sure they all would agree pathetic attempts at self deprecating humor.