Toilet Humour
THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR ?
A: It's Braille for " suck here. "
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS ?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but " down under. "
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS ?
A: Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN ?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,
they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT ?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
6 comments:
Jeremy, you are naughty. Good news is that I can now comment at your site - the door is now open. See you soon.
Moi, naughty. I don't think so.
These are great! Thanks for the laughs!
I'm just trying to visualise the last one!
Jeremy
These are seriously lame. My issue with the last one is that my arms are not long enough to limit the damage when I run into the wall.
I'm embarrassed at how funny I find these.
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