Monday, March 05, 2007

"All this nonsense about global warming..................

.......it's enough to make you fall over laughing. Stupid humans, what do they know"?

4 comments:

Yid With Lid said...

Here's a funny one
Al Gore Burns More Energy at Tennessee Estate in a Month Than Average U.S. Home Uses in a Year


Basking in the warmth of the love festival at the Academy Awards in Los Angeles, having arrived in a gas-guzzling private jet and a stretch limo that gets 2 MPG, Al Gore is found to be one of the biggest energy hogs in his home state. As the former V.P. hectors, lectures and continues to expend copious amounts of hot air regarding the so-called Climate Crisis, his larger than life home that supports his fast lane lifestyle gobbles up more energy in one month than the average American home consumes in an entire year.

Like a benevolent despot who is looking out for the little people, this self-appointed savior of our planet, populated by the pathetic, stupid masses and their internal combustion engine vehicles, natural gas stoves, heating oil warmed houses and air conditioned office buildings, are now expected to bow down and take his word, and those of scientists who will have their research grants pulled if they don’t toe the line, that if the industrialized world does not turn on his command then all is lost.

Oh, Lord of All Sciences and Predictor of All Natural Events With the Knowledge of All Ecosystems and the Universes Yet to Be Understood, please save us from ourselves before we fall into a fate worse than death. Oh, Lord of All Sciences and Predictor of Human Behavior, Technological Advances and Exact Knower of How the Sun Effects the Earth, please save us from ourselves before we fall into a fate worse than death. Oh, Lord Gore Show Us the Way to the Promised Land.

After listening to his Load of ----, Get a Load of Lord Gore’s Load of Energy Use:

The independent, nonprofit and nonpartisan research organization, The Tennessee Center for Policy Research, which is committed to achieving a freer, more prosperous Tennessee through free market policy solutions, issued a press release late Monday awarding Gore the Gold Statute for Hypocrisy in regards to his energy sucking, CO belching, non-energy efficient Xanadu like estate.

Last August alone, Gore burned through 22,619 kWh—guzzling more than twice the electricity in one month than an average American family uses in an entire year. As a result of his energy consumption, Gore's average monthly electric bill topped $1,359. Since the release of An Inconvenient Truth, Gore's energy consumption has increased from an average of 16,200 kWh per month in 2005, to 18,400 kWh per month in 2006.

Gore's extravagant energy use does not stop at his electric bill. Natural gas bills for Gore's mansion and guest house averaged $1,080 per month last year. In total, Gore paid nearly $30,000 in combined electricity and natural gas bills for his Nashville estate in 2006

For a different perspective, all concerned should read Unstoppable Global Warming: Every 1,500 Years by Dennis T. Avery and Fred Singer. One review on Amazon.com reads, “Mrs. Avery and Singer provide an excellent readable and well documented book on the global warming hoax. The reader can only conclude that this book is an invaluable resource on the topic of global warming. The work refers to a vast amount of scientific research in a wide variety of scientific journals indicating a natural sunspot magnetic wave is causing what little global warming exists. Man created carbon dixoide has very little effect on the earth's climate.”

Jeremy Jacobs said...

"Unstoppable Global Warming" sounds a good read

Daily Referendum said...

If the Government were serious about Global Warming, they would restrict the engine size of all new cars instead of thinking up new taxes.

Anonymous said...

Great photo of the polar bears