Friday, April 27, 2007

Sheryl Crow on toilet paper

A way of "saving the environment" according to singer Sheryl Crow is to use less toilet paper. One square is all you need according to this addle-brained, dimwitted, has-been singer songwriter.
Another one of her crack-pot ideas is that everyone should live in a space no bigger than 100 sq. feet.

Green politics = mental disorder


Hotel @nyware said...

Hay Fellow 2000 Blogger JJ, you're on my blog roll---

What happened to the--- Don't- worry-be- happy- kum -bi -ya- my- lord "All I wanna do is have some fun" girl next door? Growing up was optional, growing old wasn't: She turned forty-five . That's what. Toilet warming...she's certainly talking sh#@! It may look like she's doing nothing, but at the cellular level she's really quite busy. Someday, Sheryl will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.


Shades said...

I think she meant one square was for a girlie tinkle, i.e. a quick dab. She accepted that two or three may be needed for certain occasions, i.e. not involving the front bottom.

This makes us chaps eco-warriors, being able to shake rather than dab on the majority of occasions!

Anonymous said...

I think that is taking it a bit too far. I t hink mental disorder is the right category for this.

Jeremy Jacobs said...


Let's hope she sees how stupid she's been.


Jeremy Jacobs said...

Us blokes, eco-warriors. Love it Morleyman

Jeremy Jacobs said...



Mr Bagel said...

err I think I'll leave shaking hands for the moment.

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Welshcakes Limoncello said...

I agree with Ellee - this is mad.

Jeremy Jacobs said...

Mr Bagel

You can always wash your hands!

Jeremy Jacobs said...


Best to ignore.