Blonde Joke

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and
pass a flower shop.

The redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers. Red sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”

The blonde looks quizzically at her and asks, “You don’t like getting
flowers from your boyfriend?”

Replies the redhead, “I love getting flowers, but he always has
expectations after giving me flowers. I just don’t feel like spending
the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.”

The blonde thinks a bit and says, “Don’t you have a vase?”

Thanks to Sexyoldbroad

Jeremy Jacobs - Corporate Presenter

Yet another wonderful blog to read - Celluloid Blonde

Hot stuff!




Jeremy Jacobs - Corporate Presenter

Sex and Relationships

I have to thank Jennifer Jones for pointing me in the direction of this common sense article at Naked Soul

Nothing new and nothing that many of us don't know already.

Girl with a One Track Mind

Girl with a One Track Mind, or as I call her, One Track Dirt Track was kicked into touch by yours truly, she's now appearing on My BlogLog.

Why the fixation Abby?

Blog Changes

Re-arranged a few items on the left-hand side. A new widget "Save the Bears" has recently been added and quite a few blog links have been removed with some new friends added. In my view, if you can't be bothered top link to me, then why on Earth should I link to you? God, I can be a savage bastard sometimes! I mean, what's the point of linking to certain blogs just because they are popular? So it's goodbye and good riddance to Rachel North and Girl with a One Track Mind ( One Track Dirt Track if you ask me) and hello to Adloyada and Beaman's World.

Another great blog I admire is Jennifer Jones's "Goodness Graciousness" and her dating blog "How to tell if your Guy is a Jerk". This loosely translated to English means don't go out with a schmuck (as we say in certain parts of Norf London).

As you were.

Carry on.

The 15-minute dating blog

This is wonderful. Enjoy!

Internet Dating!

Looks like "Raincoaster" could be available for a date. Would certainly make a pleasant change from usual mixture of princesses and liars on J-Date

Sheryl Crow on toilet paper

A way of "saving the environment" according to singer Sheryl Crow is to use less toilet paper. One square is all you need according to this addle-brained, dimwitted, has-been singer songwriter.
Another one of her crack-pot ideas is that everyone should live in a space no bigger than 100 sq. feet.

Green politics = mental disorder

From Russia with Love - NOT

Burst out with laughter at this ridiculous story from yesterday's Daily Express. Some bloke from Margate, David Hodgkinson, (no, I don't know him despite my connections there) has sent over £20,000 to two Russian women. He was hoping that one of them would turn up at Heathrow and thrust themselves upon him. David, had "met" the two Russian women over the internet (now there's a surprise) via a Christian singles dating website called christiancupid.com (christianstupid more like). One of the women conned David into giving her money for medical bills. Money he'll never see again. According to the article, David ignored the advice of friends who told him not to get involved and now he's ended up still alone and now a bit broke.

(Yours truly met with a real stunner in St Petersburg a few years ago. Despite being savvy and well-heeled, she did hound me on the phone for months afterwards for a one-way ticket to London. She, of course, was given the order of the boot).

So what can we learn from poor David from Margate? Well, I really don't think the internet is the place to meet someone. Good old fashioned introductions through friends or family and meeting someone naturally is the best way to find that"someone special". Jennifer J in the States would agree, I'm sure.

Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned

A touch of light-heartedness for a Wednesday morning.

This photo, as sent to me by Michael A. is a warning (of sorts).
Ought to be the sort of thing Theo Spark, Beau Bo D'or or The Spine should post.

I love "poorly-endowed slimeball".

Shame on you Steven.

What's your worst or most embarrassing personal situation? Have you been caught whilst attempting a "knee-trembler" in the bicycle sheds? Or perhaps you've attempted to set fire to a public building where your "ex" works?

How not to have safe sex

New to the Blogosphere is Mad lass and her new Blog "Diary of a Mad lass"

Her latest post is about a Romanian man and his desire not to have any more children. He clearly is unaware about condoms and their correct application.

Perhaps JJ and Amanda Chapel in the States, Tisha, Ellee and Abby Lee
have something to say on this matter.

Over to you ladies......................

One Beautiful Women

Below, I've highlighted Theo Spark's great blog and his propensity to post photographs of "hot" beautiful women.

Here's one of mine - Spanish model Almudena Fernandez









N.B. Before I hear howls of protest from various quarters - "beauty" is only skin-deep, OK?

Theo Spark's Blog - full of sexy women

I'm sure many of you are becoming fans of political satirist Theo Spark. His blog is an absolute laugh and features some sexy women like the top Italian supermodel Alessia Merz whose official website is here.

In fact TS appears to be obsessed with beautiful Italian women. He's also got Alessandra Ambrosio plastered on the bottom half (if you excuse the symbolism) of his front-page.

Dating, sexy young women and older men

A provocative post just for a change!

Two things have really perked me up over the past few days. On the first day of the Trek, my group and I came across a Maasai village. There we met a 17 year-old young woman whose husband is 69 years old. Arranged of course but hey, so what.
And in today's Times2, agony aunt Bel Mooney gives advice to a 29-year old woman whose fallen for a 56-year old man. She concludes her article with the words below (which I'd love to see rammed down the throats of certain individuals in my part of the world). Look, I maybe nearer 56 than 36, but I'm lively for my age and would love to meet someone around 33-39 or even younger, but some of the attitudes out there amongst the fairer sex of a particular age, sometimes beggars belief.
As a typical example, I was given the cold shoulder by some princess a few years back. She said to a friend about me that she didn't want to marry me and possibly become a widow in her early 60's. She's 10 chronological years younger than me.

Here's the final piece of Bel's piece.

"I know there are people reading this who will think that I should counsel you to run a mile, and certainly(to be honest) I should prefer my daughter not to date a man 27 years older. But were she to fall in love with such a man - and he proved to be loving, kind, steady warm and intelligent - I would counsel myself to think the quality of his spirit more important than the numbers of years on his clock".

Now how many of my women blogger friends agree with Bel I wonder?

Let's ask Ellee, Tisha, Julia Buckley, Stef, Welshcakes, Strumpette, Michelle Tempest and the exotic Jennifer Jones

Israeli Army Girls ( a "for blokes" post)

Just seen this at Simply Jews.

Rachel Papo

British Sex Survey

One of my BlogLog colleagues, Ariel Waldman of Shake Well Before Use, has posted this article about sexual habits in the UK.

Do you recognise yourself?

Sexy women in sexy black boots

There are a few sexy women (Kaja Wunder is to your right) dotted around this blog and now according to Lizzie Fison, the well-known Conservative activist, you can become "sexy black boots" yourself. I can't see whether Kaja is wearing boots but on the right legs they can look cool. Or is it that wearing black boots, any woman can look cool and sexy?

It's all down to one of those quizzies set by some geek on the US side of the Blogosphere.

Just a bit of fun really before I retire to the land of Nod.

The weekend looms for two Jewish Princesses

Some writing, tidying and speech writing, and there's going to be a couple of sexy women coming over tomorrow night! About time for some fun and frolics with Rachel and Becky. I don't suppose politics, UKIP, Europe or football will be amongst the topics of conversation. More likely the oncoming cold weather which will be gripping the country for most of next week. Apparently!

Of course, there has to be time spent at the gym and walking around Hampstead Garden Suburb. For more details of the Trek preparation please visit here.

For more intellectual pursuits go here

For ogling at Penelope Cruz stay here

Girl with the Bloke with a dirt track...........

Abby Lee has just posted this brilliant piece

Yuk!